Dear Jesus,
I want to thank you so, so, so, so, much, because you have done so much for me. More importantly, you have endured so much for me. More importantly, you have endured so much for me. Thank you, for you went through Hell for me. Literally. Flogging, beating, mockery, betrayal, crown of thorns, abandonment, false accusation, purple robe, crucifixion. I'll never understand how you coud love me, or anyone, so much. Was I really worth it? You say so, but I just do not see how I could be worth so much suffering. Crucifixion is the most painful method of execution in history. Why?! Anyways, thank you very, very much, Master! I love you too!
Love,
R Lars