The Lord's sense of humor!!!!!!!

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Body: God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replied God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting, show Me." God replied.

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no...." interrupts God.

“Start with your own dirt."
 
LOL!! Love it!!! Good one Liz. Have a good day. God bless you.
 
Okay, so I just stole your joke & emailed it to a bunch of people! Thanks for the smile and the awesome truth that God DID create it ALL......
 
Austin says he is going to become a Scientist and Prove them all Wrong!!!!!! Praise the Lord, XO, Thanks Liz.

Lord, I lift Liz to you just now. Lord, I pray you encourage her, Heal her Lord, I Trust and Believe for Your Intervention in her Life and in the lives of her family Lord, Strengthen her Lord, Comfort her Lord, In Jesus Name Amen
 
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