Dear Jesus We approach You today to completely abdicate responsibility for the utterly pathetic shambles we call a career. Let’s face it, actually exerting oneself is so terribly lower-class, isn’t it? Much better to simply close one's eyes and hope a title falls into one's lap. We lift up this...
Dear Family Of God, Today I'd like to pray over the preliminary committee. I pray that they do not dismiss my complaint. I'd like to pray against principalities and powers of darkness in high places. I pray for extreme, unmatched, unstoppable, unspeakable, abundantly, abounding glory all over...
My young dog is showing severe heart failure signs. I need him to last until 8:30 on ###/###/#### for the vet team to give him an ultrasound to diagnose and solve the issue. Please pray for a restful night in which he DOES NOT DIE. And a really good medicine plan to keep him alive for another...
I have been through a long, traumatic ordeal. It lasted four years and took nearly everything I had. I am completely empty. I feel like a different person. I am left with severe depression and post-traumatic stress. I'm in constant anxiety. The stress of the last four years has taken its toll on...
Hi everyone, I am seeking prayer requests for a smooth transition to my afterlife and that I get a closer and more intimate relationship with Yahweh and Jesus Christ. May you help me get in touch with Yahweh, Matthew 18:20, which states: "For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am...
Brothers and sisters, I would like to ask for your prayers for a small business I want to start, but I’m not sure if it is God’s will for me to begin it in the place I have in mind. Please pray that God will provide the money needed to get started.
We prostrate ourselves before You today to unveil our glittering new defense mechanism, a truly marvelous strategy whereby we rebrand our utter lack of career ambition as a pious exercise in divine compliance.
Our Modest Petitions for the Divine Loophole:
For the Lack of Effort: Protect us...
🇺🇸 National & World 🌎🌍🌏 Leaders, (Church and Government)... First of All, I Urge Prayers, Petitions, Intercessions and Thanksgivings be Made for All People, 1 Tim 2:1, for Government and All in Authority, so We May Lead Peaceful and Quiet Lives of Devotion and Dignity, 1 Tim 2:2, which is Good...
Heavenly Father, please dissolve all thoughts of stress and anxiety and bring peaceful sleep. Thank you Father for all you do for us, I pray for this in Jesus' name, Amen
Waiting for these church believers to communicate back with me soon as they promised Lord please they gave me great hope that they would help soon, Lord even gave me a vision before of all these believers helping me at once at my home, why isn't it happening yet, needed to get it all done and...