The power of the word of GOD.

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There was an elderly lady who lived alone. One night she heard a sound coming form the living room. She got up to see a man going through her things. She yelled stop Acts 2:38. Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of your sins and you shall receive the gift of the holy Spirit. The man was frozen in his tracks. So the lady calmly called 911. When the police officer got there. He asked the man why did you stop she is only a little old lady. The robber explained she said she had an ax and 2 38s

The power of the word of GOD.
 
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