Jesus, help me to remember! Jesus, please save me from any persecution for throwing a pebble at 2 people when they were throwing giant seeds at each other. Jesus, please save me from any consequences of stress caused by my falling in front of a car or almost gliding into a vehicle while on a waveboard. Jesus, help me to be cleansed of an incident at church where I emulated the noise the people would make, and it caused my mom to pinch my ear. Jesus, please save me from holding onto a shirt that was dropped by a thief who robbed our house, whose name was ###. Jesus, please save me from persecution of the elite and rich from ### for one infraction of stealing a deck of yu gi oh cards. Jesus, please help my dad overcome his surfboards being stolen. Jesus, please save me from any saliva in previous instruments. God, please destroy any grossness. My hope is the LORD Jesus destroys feces from existing at all. Jesus, please save me from persecution for sleeping at my ###'s funeral. God Jesus, please save and forgive me for uncontrollable behaviors after acquiring post traumatic stress disorder, substance disorder, drug withdrawl, and vexation. Jesus, please save me from appointments not gone too. Jesus, please save me from vexation and persecution for a joke about piglet looking for pooh. God almighty, please destroy all ties and debt from an ### that had rescued me drowning. LORD Jesus, please destroy the spirit that had caused me to into the deep end.. Thanks LORD Jesus for peace, providence, and progress in Jesus' name, Amen.