Dear God, Please send me a soul. I'm sorry i sold mine to Satan,

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Dear God,

Please send me a soul. I'm sorry i sold mine to Satan, but that breakfast burrito looked so tasty. I couldn't help myself, I was weak. But I've repented and look forward to your reply. Also if you could send my soul by unicorn, that would be awesome.

Amen, or whatever.
 
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