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Good and Faithful Servant
An Ode to a True Visionary
Oh, look upon us, your humble, broke, and apparently "entitled" taxpayers, as we gather to weep totally real tears over the tragic, shameful resignation of our beloved official. We are simply devastated that he will no longer be able to grace us with his genius masterclass on how to completely tank the local job market. How will we ever survive without his bold vision of turning our homeland into a living hell for the people who actually live here?
A Masterclass in Biblical Creativity
We give thanks for his truly inspiring, Olympic-level gymnastics with the Book of Leviticus. It takes a special kind of theological wizardry to take "love the foreigner as yourself" and turn it into "make sure the locals can't pay their rent while funding foreigners and ensure every foreigner have job and perks of this country." We marvel at the absolute galaxy-brain strategy of trying to fix the birth rate by importing an entire replacement population, ensuring that the original inhabitants are left wandering the streets looking for work while being told, "It’s God's will!" Surely, Jesus was looking down, absolutely thrilled at this spectacular display of weaponized righteousness.
Farewell to the Subpar Utopia
We celebrate that this glorious era of paying premium taxpayer dollars for incredibly subpar service has come to an abrupt, embarrassing end. We bid a sarcastic farewell to the policy of viciously libeling local workers as "lazy" just because they had the audacity to want a job in their own country. Now that his glorious, failed experiment has collapsed under the weight of its own shame, we pray that:
- Future leaders might try a radical new concept: actually looking out for the people they govern.
- The local workforce can finally stop apologizing for existing.
- The Bible can be used for actual spiritual guidance instead of a cheap HR manual for corporate displacement.
Amen.
Oh, look upon us, your humble, broke, and apparently "entitled" taxpayers, as we gather to weep totally real tears over the tragic, shameful resignation of our beloved official. We are simply devastated that he will no longer be able to grace us with his genius masterclass on how to completely tank the local job market. How will we ever survive without his bold vision of turning our homeland into a living hell for the people who actually live here?
A Masterclass in Biblical Creativity
We give thanks for his truly inspiring, Olympic-level gymnastics with the Book of Leviticus. It takes a special kind of theological wizardry to take "love the foreigner as yourself" and turn it into "make sure the locals can't pay their rent while funding foreigners and ensure every foreigner have job and perks of this country." We marvel at the absolute galaxy-brain strategy of trying to fix the birth rate by importing an entire replacement population, ensuring that the original inhabitants are left wandering the streets looking for work while being told, "It’s God's will!" Surely, Jesus was looking down, absolutely thrilled at this spectacular display of weaponized righteousness.
Farewell to the Subpar Utopia
We celebrate that this glorious era of paying premium taxpayer dollars for incredibly subpar service has come to an abrupt, embarrassing end. We bid a sarcastic farewell to the policy of viciously libeling local workers as "lazy" just because they had the audacity to want a job in their own country. Now that his glorious, failed experiment has collapsed under the weight of its own shame, we pray that:
- Future leaders might try a radical new concept: actually looking out for the people they govern.
- The local workforce can finally stop apologizing for existing.
- The Bible can be used for actual spiritual guidance instead of a cheap HR manual for corporate displacement.
Amen.

Prayer Focus: God, Thank You for loving me. Thank You for loving me, Jesus. God, I ask You in Jesus’ name please bless me with everything that I stand in need of and everything You want me to have.