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I ask Jesus to meet me in my driveway tomorrow morning at 6:45 am. I have a few questions for Him. I am pretty sure that He knows who I am and where I live. Tell Him I will give Him a ride in my car and buy breakfast.

Zeus, on Olympian hight, Shining in garments bright, Casting thy eyes around, Catching each note of sound, Zeus- hear my prayer- Not in an incense cloud, Not in words long and loud, No gold or silver by Shining to catch thine eye, Rises my prayer. Hopeful and strong for strife, Sing I...

I pray for women and homosexuals to be given equal rights and equal opportunities everywhere in the world.

Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz. My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends. So oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz. Oh lord won't you buy me a color TV. Dialing for dollars is trying to find me. I wait for delivery...

Priests- I pray to you, please stop making claims about things you don't know. Just STOP IT.

Dear Christians, I pray to you that you stop denying what we know about the world as it really is and that you instead accept reality and stop lying to yourselves and to other people.

Dear god, save me from your followers.

I pray that religion wakes up to itself and goes away.

please oh Flying Spaghetti Monster to show all that praying is talking to the air. RAMEN

please strike all teh gay people blind until they see yore glory.