🙌 Our Father in Heaven, Thank You for Your Merciful Devotion to Your people is daily and Your Great Faithfulness an ever-present certainty in an ever changing life and world, Lam 3:23. Firstly, our prayer and private devotion and study even need those mercies, the ability to care for ourselves...
Dear Jesus We come to You today to completely surrender any shred of personal accountability regarding our career, because actually trying is hard and failing hurts our fragile ego. We lift up this job application—which we probably threw together in ten minutes—and demand that if it is Your...
Asking for prayer for healing from all health issues, protection and financial breakthrough in Jesus name amen
My young dog is showing severe heart failure signs. I need him to last until 8:30 on ###/###/#### for the vet team to give him an ultrasound to diagnose and solve the issue. Please pray for a restful night in which he DOES NOT DIE. And a really good medicine plan to keep him alive for another...
Dear Lord, I thank you for your goodness. I pray for good rest and for baby ### for healing and for ### for favor and a new ###.
Dear Jesus We approach You today to completely abdicate responsibility for the utterly pathetic shambles we call a career. Let’s face it, actually exerting oneself is so terribly lower-class, isn’t it? Much better to simply close one's eyes and hope a title falls into one's lap. We lift up this...
I need to hear from my husband. Our normal mode of communication has been disconnected. Please pray for him to find another way we can talk. In Jesus Mighty name I request this petition. Yes in heaven Amen on Earth. Thank you for your intercession. I believe with strong faith. So be it and by...
I have been through a long, traumatic ordeal. It lasted four years and took nearly everything I had. I am completely empty. I feel like a different person. I am left with severe depression and post-traumatic stress. I'm in constant anxiety. The stress of the last four years has taken its toll on...
We prostrate ourselves before You today to unveil our glittering new defense mechanism, a truly marvelous strategy whereby we rebrand our utter lack of career ambition as a pious exercise in divine compliance.
Our Modest Petitions for the Divine Loophole:
For the Lack of Effort: Protect us...
Praying for salvation, healing, and protection for myself and my family in Jesus Name Amen