One night a ### was coming home from a service and had a bottle of wine he'd been drinking and brought it into the car with him on the way home. So, all of a sudden he gets pulled over by the highway cop, and the cop realizes he knows the ### from church and notices a bottle of wine in the car.. he says ### u've been drinking? ..### says oh nah, that's just water in the bottle. well the cops says ok, well lemme see it then.., he takes a whiff of it and notices it's wine..he says now c'mon ###, u said this is water but this is wine..then the ### said Oh Hallelujah! Jesus did it again!
