STOP GOOGLING RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! WILL TELL YOU QUICK STORY -- ALL OF THE SUDDEN I STARTED GETTING BRUISES ALL OVER MY LEGS AND ARMS. AT THE SAME TIME, MY SKIN WAS GETTING ITCHIER AND ITCHIER. I GOOGLED. I SCHMOOGLED. I HAD MYSELF CONVINCED I HAD LIVER PROBLEM. CALLED THE VA. THEY RUSHED ME IN BECAUSE THESE ARE SIGNS OF LIVER PROB. BUT MY LIVER FUNCTION TESTS WERE FINE. (THE BRUISING IS SIDE-EFFECT OF MEDICATION AND ALSO JUST FROM BEING WOMAN OVER 50 BY THE WAY.) THEN WAS OTHER DISEASE I WAS SURE I HAD, EVEN AFTER TWO BLOOD TESTS CAME OUT NEGATIVE -- AND WHY? FROM SURFING THE HEALTH INTERNET. THE PA I WENT TO ASKED, "YOU DID NOT SPEND ANY MONEY, DID YOU?" I HUNG MY HEAD IN SHAME. I HAD PAID SIXTY BUCKS TO TALK TO ONLINE DOCTOR. I AM NOT SAYING EVERYTHING YOU EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG. I HAVE STREP THROAT RIGHT NOW. I JUST LOOKED UP HOW LONG AM I CONTAGIOUS ONCE ON ANTIBIOTICS. I CHANGED MY TYPING STATION TO BE MORE ERGONOMIC WHEN I STARTED HAVING PAIN. I LEARNED ALL ABOUT DRY MOUTH AND ITS ROLE IN CAUSING DENTAL CARIES AND WAYS TO COUNTERACT IT. I ORDER MY TOOTH PASTE ON LINE NOW. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE NOT A DOC. IF YOU ARE SICK, THE FASTER YOU FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THE BETTER. PLEASE, STOP GOOGLING. I PRAY NOTHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU. GET MEDICAL ATTENTION ASAP. I PRAY FOR YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS OF NAZARETH.