league of legends

Jesus Christ, please save me from playing League of Legends. I am persecuted for emulating a playstyle where my champion bases for 8 seconds, and then at the last moment, my champion goes into a bush. The enemy thinks that I had teleported to base, but then I surprise them from the bush. Jesus...

Jesus Christ, please prevent me from wasting my life playing a game called League of Legends. Jesus Christ, please save me from targeted attacks to my person which is based off of themes related to playing league of Legends. Jesus Christ, please bless ###. Jesus Christ, please save me from any...

Jesus Christ, please destroy any spiritual bridges that is from playing on other peoples league of legends accounts. LORD, please destroy any bridges with people that I had played league of legends with. I am hoping for the full destruction and erasure of a person named ###. Jesus Christ, please...

Thanks Jesus for being able to comprehend more than I can communicate. Jesus Christ, please save me from walking outside without a shirt and with hair that passes over my shoulders. I needed sunlight. I'm an obese man, and after I had walked outside without a shirt on I had seen a spirit or a...

They were providing scholarships to college for people who played League of Legends. A major problem in the game is that friendly fire occurs, but it is not considered damage. Because colleges have military amongst them, I feel that League of Legends should have friendly fire damage calculations...

LORD Jesus, please destroy and get rid of effects from these things and people?: Grandma ###, ###, League of Legends, ### and locals in Jesus' name, Amen.