job understanding

Dear God please make everything at my job work out for me today. Please help me get the invoice done correctly and please help me get my valve tags and labels approved and on order ASAP. Please soften the hearts of my customers and for them to be nice to me and to help me. Please dear God I beg...

Dear God please help me have a good bowel movement asap. I can't go to the bathroom and have a normal bowel movement. I feel like I am going to explode. Why is it so hard getting old. I had a cyst in my spine removed and I hope that it doesn't come back. Please help me get a good night's sleep...