One night a reverand was coming home from a service and had a bottle of wine he'd been drinking and brought it into the car with him on the way home. So, all of a sudden he gets pulled over by the highway cop, and the cop realizes he knows the reverand from church and notices a bottle of wine in the car.. he says rev u've been drinking? ..Rev says oh nah, that's just water in the bottle. well the cops says ok, well lemme see it then.., he takes a whiff of it and notices it's wine..he says now c'mon rev, u said this is water but this is wine..then the rev said Oh Hallelujah! Jesus did it again!