I Sat Down Too Hard

[PopeFrancis]

Please pray for me. I sat down earlier on my golden throne to have a good, hard think about how much worse condoms are than AIDS and poverty in Africa, but I sat down too quickly and think I have popped one of my bollocks.

The last time somebody in holy robes had their set of Devil Berries examined in Vatican City we got a lot of bad press, so I am going to have to rely on God to lay his healing hand upon the Holy Sack.

I prayed for this. In Jesus Name. Amen.

 

[Articles]

Our God of peace, you have taught us that in returning and rest we shall be saved, in quietness and in confidence shall be our strength: By the might of your Spirit answer this request, we pray of you, so we may be still and know that you are God; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

 

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